Tuesday, September 17, 2013

How to fix an uneven table


Ever check into a hotel and set your stuff down on the table only to discover the table legs are uneven or the table is wobbly?

Check under the table to determine if it's the table mount to the legs that is loose or if it's the feet that are uneven.  If it's the table mount, call for maintenance.

If it's the feet, first check to see if there are feet adjustments.  Most tables have feet that can be adjusted by tightening or loosening the feet in a clockwise or counterclockwise rotation.

If for some reason that doesn't work, use a phone book as illustrated above.  Sure, it's not the prettiest solution but it's quick and you can adjust the height by adding or subtracting pages.  It's usually only on leg of the table that's off anyways.

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Saturday, April 27, 2013

Oblivion: IMAX vs Regular **Spoilers**

The post-apocalyptic genre is quite crowded this year and Oblivion will set the bar high. 

This is truly an epic sci-fi movie for the ages.  I know that’s a pretty bold statement for anyone to say, especially coming from an ordinary Joe who thinks most movies are pretty extraordinary.  The hallmark of a great movie is that it can transport you from your stupid life to something better, more meaningful.  Perhaps you feel the characters, know the characters or even are the characters.  It is this connection you feel to the movie that makes it memorable.  Oblivion is no exception and will stir and prod your imagination. 

How you see a movie can make a significant impact on the experience you feel.  I have seen this movie at a regular theater as well as a converted IMAX (not true IMAX but still much larger screen, resolution and upgraded sound system) and I would highly recommend seeing the IMAX version.  Certain scenes had details cropped out on the regular screen whereas the IMAX gave you the bigger picture.  See example in Spoiler section. 

The epic nature of the film, the spectacular scenery, equally exciting soundtrack and overall context of the film deserves to be seen in IMAX.  I cannot imagine how it will look on my laptop but will look forward to the twentieth anniversary rerelease in 2033. 

The soundtrack by M83 is an epic masterpiece that compliments the already epic picture.  My favorite track would be Oblivion which starts off the credits roll.  After seeing this great film, this song just keeps you in the moment while you exit back to reality. 

**Spoiler Alert!**

I shall sum up the movie in one paragraph:

Basically, the alien (Tet) captured Jack Harper and Vic who were astronauts and then cloned them and brainwashed them to believe that the moon was destroyed which also destroyed much of earth by the scavengers and that all remaining humankind is temporarily living on the Tet before moving to their new home on Titan but then Jack's wife Julia who was also an astronaut returns to earth after being ejected from the cockpit 60 years prior and jogs Jack's repressed memories meanwhile Jack learns the truth that it was the Tet that destroyed the moon and eliminated the human population to harvest the resources on earth and the scavengers are in fact the last remaining humans.

Plot Hole: When Jack 49 visits 52's House

When Jack Harper 49 used Jack Harper 52's copter to visit 52's tower, Jack Harper 49 was still wearing his 49 jacket.  Why didn't Victoria 52 notice this?  Now, here's the tricky part.  On a normal movie screen, you can't see the 49 on the jacket while he is in 52's tower.  However, on an IMAX screen, you can see the 49 on the jacket throughout the scene.  I guess since the IMAX screen displays at a much higher resolution than the standard screen, they cropped out this key scene.  There may be other scenes affected by the cropping but none like this scene. 

In Conclusion:

It seems that we are all just looking to fulfill what we think will make us happy though the end result may not always be what it seems. 

If there is one movie you see this spring, it should be Oblivion and see it in IMAX if you want to give this film justice. 

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Monday, January 14, 2013

How to go up in the John Hancock building in Chicago for free!


If you’re in Chicago and want to get a fantastic view of the city and Lake Michigan, then there are two places to go, the Willis Tower and the John Hancock Center.  While I have no tips for the Willis Tower, I can tell you that you can go up the John Hancock Center for free, well, almost free.  The Signature Room on the 95th floor and the Signature Lounge on the 96th offer both free admissions.  The only catch is you have to order an entrĂ©e at the restaurant or order at least one drink in the lounge.  You won’t be able to access the observation deck but you’re only a few floors below that and still get the same spectacular view. 


As you can imagine, the prices are as high as the building but if you’re going to pay to get the view, you may as well get a drink with it!  I enjoy hanging out in the lounge in the early afternoon while sipping a fine whiskey on the rocks.  Just make sure it’s a clear day if you want to get some good pictures.  It does get crowded at night so try to get in late afternoon or early evening if you want to see the light of the city.  If you plan on eating in the restaurant, reservations are a must.  A limited bar menu is served in the lounge.  Think small appetizers and sandwiches but the quality is top notch. 

So the next time your in Chicago or if you need to impress your friends, take the free ride to the 95th or 96th and enjoy a fine meal or drink with your view. 

The entrance is on the south side of the building by the Chase Bank, not the observation entrance. 

This policy is fairly common at any observation tower with a restaurant and bar.  



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General Alcohol Consumption and Sales Laws of Texas


The following are the general alcohol sales and consumption laws of Texas

Must purchase at least 100ml of liquor, no single 50ml hotel mini sales

Hard Liquor sales:
Monday through Saturday: 10:00 AM – 9:00 PM

Beer and wine sales:
Monday through Friday: 7:00 AM – Midnight
Saturday: 7:00 AM – 1:00 AM
Sunday: Noon – Midnight

Alcohol Service in Restaurants, bars and clubs:
Monday through Saturday: 7:00 AM – 2:00 AM
Sunday: 10:00 AM – Noon (must be served with food), normal service after noon til 2:00 AM

These are the general laws however each city and county in Texas can enact ordinances to further restrict the sales and consumption.  There are currently about 22 dry counties in Texas.

The legal age in Texas as with the rest of the country to purchase and or consume alcohol is 21. 

If in doubt, put it down. Not responsible for inaccurate information!

Please consume alcohol responsibly and don't drink and drive!

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Do Reality TV shows benefit or hurt the industries they cover?


Reality TV.  It seems that there is a show for just about any industry, occupation or lifestyle.  Deadliest Catch, Storage Wars, Pawn Stars, Parking Wars, Gold Rush, Extreme Couponing and many more.  I’m not talking about game shows like Survivor, The Amazing Race, Big Brother, America’s Got Talent or anything like that.  We all like to see someone else succeed in their business cause it gives us normal folk inspiration and hope that we can do it too.  But do these shows do more harm than good? 

I like Pawn Stars to a certain extent because it shows the business aspect of the pawn industry and the team at Pawn Stars for the most part, seem to be on the level and ethical.  Obviously, when selling or pledging your items to a pawn shop, it comes down to who offers the best deal.  Most customers fail to realize that a pawn shop has to buy an item at a price where they can make a profit when they sell it.  But I have seen many instances where the staff of Pawn Stars have gone above and beyond the ethical standards to ensure that their customers are getting a fair deal, even when the customers tend to be ill-informed or greedy.  I’ll use the Faberge Spider Brooch as an example.  The seller came in asking for $2,000 for her brooch which she did not know much about.  The “Old Man” without hesitation offered $15,000 as his final offer but yet the woman decided that if he would offer $15k, he would offer more.  While there is speculation to whether or not the brooch was authentic, the point is that the “Old Man” could have just took her $2,000 offer and made a killing but he knew based on his knowledge of the item that a fair offer was considerably higher than the customer asked for. 

On the other end of the spectrum, I think the show Shipping Wars may be bad for the independent the shipping industry.  After seeing the first season of Shipping Wars, I would more than likely not use the site uShip to ship my precious items.  Grant it that any reality TV series only represents a tiny fraction of the industry, I still feel it represents the industry as a whole.  If one person is doing their job a particular way, then more than likely others are as well.  Seeing how the drivers handled their loads and their equipment would cause me to be leery of trusting them with my stuff.  But I guess that’s what insurance is for.  Ironically, I did ship some things cross country using Uship and there were a few hiccups but my stuff did make it within the window.  I'll share this story sometime. 

In some instances, I think these shows serve as a vehicle for recruiting new people.  After watching a season of Deadliest Catch, who wouldn’t feel compelled to try it for a season?  Perhaps you might want to hunt down a gold claim to dig for riches?  Wrestle crocodiles in the Bayou?  Buy a storage unit and see what treasures it may hold? 

It’s important to note that while it looks easy to go buy five hundred dollars worth of groceries for five dollars with your satchel of coupons, very few people can pull it off.  Of all the lockers you see on Storage Wars, they only show the best stuff and hilarious items but only a fraction of the footage they gather. 

In the end, it’s up to the viewer to decide what the show does for them.  Most people just watch the shows because they are interesting but some people find that these shows light that spark to try something different. 

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Thursday, January 3, 2013

Keep napkins and coasters from sticking to glasses


Ever been at a bar or restaurant and been served an ice cold drink on a napkin and every time you picked up the drink, it stuck to the napkin or coaster?  There is a very easy and quick fix to that!  Just sprinkle some regular table salt on the napkin, even if the napkin is already wet.  The salt acts as a barrier between the paper and the moisture and you’ll be able to pick up the glass time and time again without trying to detach that pesky napkin!

Blue Moon at Buffalo Wild Wings

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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

People who take pictures of themselves wearing merchandise at stores


Something I've noticed lately is people at stores who like to take pictures of themselves with merchandise like funky or quirky hat or shirts with catchy slogans and then they leave without buying anything.  Then they post the pictures on social media as if they did buy it.  Really? 

Apparently this is such an epidemic that I've seen signs at different souvenir shops strictly forbidding just that. I guess with the advent of phones with cameras, it has become so easy to snap of picture of just about anything at anytime that we forget that not everything needs to be photographed. 

I’m not sure if it’s just me but I think it’s not only tacky to take a photo of something like at a gift shop, it’s almost stealing.  I mean, you are getting the photographic satisfaction as if you had purchased the item.  What happens when someone down the road wants to see ‘that’ hat or shirt but then of course you don’t really have it, doesn’t that make you look like a fool?  I think so.  Then on the store’s behalf, people who constantly handle the merchandise without buying it damage the merchandise which causes lost revenue.  So do yourself and businesses a favor.  Just buy it!

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Monday, September 17, 2012

How Pawn Shops Work

Sometimes you need a little extra cash and you don’t want everyone to know that you need it.  Rather than asking all your friends or your parents for money, many people rely on pawn shops for a quick temporary loan.  Some people also sell their items since it’s usually quicker than going through the classifieds or online classifieds and dealing with waiting for potential buyers and the actual process of selling an item.  I’ve dealt with many pawn shops over the years and can offer some insight on what to expect.

First of all, you should understand how a pawn works.  You bring in an item of value and the pawn shop loans you some money and keeps your item in their possession until you pay back your loan with interest.  Typically, you get 30 days plus a grace period of 30 days depending on the state laws.  I’ve seen periods from 30 to 90 days so pay close attention on the redemption date and grace period (if any). Also, interest is usually calculated by 30 day periods if you have a 90 day loan, you'll be paying 90 days worth of interest.

As long as you come back and pay off your loan plus interest before the end of the loan period and or grace period (if applicable), you’ll get your item back.  If you don’t come back and pay off your loan in the allotted time, the pawn shop becomes the legal owner of your item and will sell it.  Depending on the state, you may be able to extend the loan by paying off the interest which means you’ll get another 30 days to pay back the principle plus the reapplied interest.  It’s best to pay back your item asap and not roll over your loans. 

Pawn shops will loan money on nearly anything thing of value. Electronics, computers and jewelry are the biggest business.  Things like DVD’s, CD’s, video games will only get you a few dollars each, even if near new.  There is just not much profit margin on these items so pawn shops will not pay anything close to what people expect.  Most pawn shops only accept electronics that are pretty modern.  Very few shops will take a tube TV, only LCD and LED TVs.  Most shops want computers and laptops with Windows 7 or newer.  Video game consoles usually go back 2 generations so you’d be hard pressed to find a place taking PS1 or similar.  Also, some pawn shops will pass on items they already have a large inventory of. 
Many people want to get near retail for their item but that is not how pawn shops work.  In the event that you don’t come back for your item, the pawn shop will need to sell your item in order to recoup the money they loaned you as well as make a profit in order to stay in business.  So the amount of money the pawn shop will loan you is based on the assumption that you will default (not come back). 

If you are getting a loan, generally the pawn shop is going to give you 20% - 33% percent of the current retail value.  For most items including electronics, computers and video game consoles, I like to use the rule of 33% depreciation per year.  This means that if you paid $900 for a laptop a year ago, the used value now would be about $600.  If you bought it two years ago, it would be worth about $400 and so on. 

So, using the $900 laptop that you bought last year as an example, you should expect to get about $150 to $200 for a loan.  That is about 20% to 33% of $600 which is 66% of the original value.  I know, it’s a lot of numbers, but just remember, 33% off the original value and 20% to 33% of the remaining value.  However, a huge factor is the condition of your item and if all of the accessories (if applicable) are present.  If your laptop is all scratched up, missing parts, then expect a lot less or they may even pass.  Just think about what you look for when you buy a used item.  Would you want to buy something that is all scratched, dirty and missing parts?  Probably not.  So the pawn shops try to get the best products as possible 

Here are some tips for pawning your items:

  1. Know what to expect before you go in.  If your item is worth $1000 bucks, the pawn shop is not going to loan you $1000 bucks.  Knock off 33% of original value per year and then expect 20% to 33% of the current value for items of good condition.  If your item is in poor condition or missing parts, expect a lot less. 
  2. Clean your items before you go in.  Make sure you don’t damage your items so use proper cleaning products.  Make sure you bring any accessories, chargers, cables, caps, covers or basically everything that originally came with the item.  Having the original box is a plus but if your item looks TOO new, be prepared to present an original purchase receipt. 
  3. Bring your ID.  This is state law. 
  4. Don’t be afraid to negotiate but be realistic.  Pawn shops will start low in order to maximize their profit potential.
  5. Do not pawn something unless you are 100% positive that you will be able to come back and pay off your loan.  Otherwise, you should just sell the item.
  6. Keep your pawn ticket safe as you would cash.  Depending on your state, a pawn ticket can be a bearer instrument which means whoever is in possession of the ticket can redeem the item.   Most pawn shops will charge a fee for lost tickets.  If you lose your ticket, contact the pawn shop immediately.
  7. If you can’t pay off your entire loan on time, go in and pay the interest and at least you can get more time to pay it off. 
  8. Don’t pawn items that you can’t afford to lose, like your family heirloom jewelry.
  9. Don’t sell items that have collectible value.  Many people watch shows like Pawn Stars or whatnot and I just laugh.  Most pawn shops do not deal with antiques and collectibles anyhow.  If your have a valuable baseball card, you should go to a sports collectible shop.  If you have a huge diamond, you should go to a reputable jewelry store. 
  10. Use pawn shop loans responsibly.  Again, if you’re not sure if you’ll be able to come back and pay off your item, you should not pawn as you will likely lose the item.
In general, if you do want to sell an item, you should go through the traditional route of classified ads whether through the newspaper or online.  You will be likely to get more than from a pawn shop but it can take longer.  If you sell an item out right to a pawn shop, you can expect 20% to 50% depending on how new and the condition of the item. 

While pawn shops can have seedy reputations, most are on the level and just trying to operate a business but you need to be realistic with what a pawn shop can do for you.


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Saturday, June 30, 2012

Mousekeeping, the housekeepers of Disney World Resorts


When you visit a Disney resort, there are no housekeepers.  They are better known as mousekeepers.  Get it?  Mickey Mouse.  Anyhoo.  What makes the mousekeeping special is the Disney magic they employ which is of course, the hallmark of Disney.  The most prominent feature of a good mousekeeper is the towel art.  Unfortunately not every mousekeeper will leave one every time but many do.  They may range from the simple mouse logo pictured here to swans, birds, bears, monkeys and more.  The towel art may or may not be affected by the amount of tips left. 

If your little ones have left their plush Disney characters strewn around the room, the mousekeepers usually place them thoughtfully on the freshly made bed, sometimes even incorporating them into the towel art.   It’s the attention to details that make the mousekeepers another thing to look forward to on your next vacation.  And don’t forget to tip your mouskeeper!  It’s best to leave it in an envelope marked “for Mousekeeper” or “Thanks” on the nightstand by the phone. 


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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Post Disney World Depression


It’s probably every child’s dream to someday go to Disney World.  Of course not every parent can afford such a trip and many children make do with Six Flags or even the carnival at the State Fair.  I was one of those who never made it as a child.  My mom, bless her heart, just couldn’t afford it.  It happens.  So, fast forward to last year.  I took my mother to Disney World for my first time and her second time, she went like shortly after it opened in the 70’s. 

Having talked about going for several years, I thought this would just be a quick in and out trip.  Being thirty two years old, it was merely another check off my bucket list.  I’ve seen the shows about Disney World, I’ve seen countless photos on Flickr.  I thought I knew what to expect.  I thought I knew what to see.  But once you get on Disney World property, you enter a totally different reality.  All your cares just vanish and you are on YOU time.  You do whatever you want.  I suppose my trip was more enjoyable as an adult since I could drink alcohol, except in Magic Kingdom of course. 

I felt we did about everything we could possibly do in five days.  We saw the Cirque du Soleil show, La Nouba.  We explored downtown Disney.  We ate dinner at Raglan Road Irish Pub (I’ve read about it for years and had to go).  We only made it to Magic Kingdom, Disney Hollywood Studios and spent two days at Epcot.  Animal Kingdom just didn’t fit into our schedule but maybe next time.  We even rode the Magical Express bus back to the airport which was an ending fit for a fairy tale. 

Probably the most memorable moment of the entire trip was the second night where we spent the entire day at Magic Kingdom which was technically the first park visit as well.  My mother HAD to ride the teacups and the flying dumbos, her fondest memories from her last trip.  But since we were staying on property at the All Star Music Resort, we were able to spend an extra three hours in the park after closing.  Walking down Main Street at one in the morning with hardly a soul around (if you could even believe that), seeing the Cinderella castle with its ever-changing glowing lights, listening to the park closing announcements (even those are whimsical) and seeing the few remaining cast members waving goodbye to everyone, at that moment my Disney World dream was a reality and I knew I would never forget that moment. 

So this all happened six months ago.  I remember that one commercial with the little girl talking about her trip to strangers as if she just returned but her mother had to clarify that it was like six months ago.  That’s how I feel today.  Call it a long lasting hangover, post trip depression, it’s still with me strong!  Of course, the simple solution would be to go back but I just can’t spend three grand every year.  I have plenty of photos to reminisce.  Lots and lots of plush, pins, Mickey Mouse shaped ice cubes in every drink and lots of other reminders of my fabulous trip.  I suppose I will always want to go back and perhaps one day I will.  I go to the Disney Store every chance I get and buy even more mementos.  Honestly, before going to Disney World, I was never that into Mickey Mouse but now I’ve been to his world, I want more and more! 

There may not be a cure for post Disney World depression and I’m sure it will pass someday, probably the next time I go.  But for now, I relish the memories and hope everyone can experience the magic that Disney World creates each and every day. 

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Monday, February 13, 2012

Storage Wars TV Show

I'll take door number 2 please


Storage Wars on A&E is quite an interesting show as just about everyone at one time or another has had to put some or all of their belongings in storage.  For most people, it’s just temporary but some people forget to pay their storage, can’t pay or perhaps pass away and told no one that they had a storage unt.  For the latter, people like those on Storage Wars are there to purchase your belongings and sell it off to make their living. 

I have a storage unit right now and I have everything own in the 5 by 10 foot confines.  I pay $82 bucks a month and quite honestly, at auction, this unit would get 10 bucks at the most and the poor sap who bought my junk would probably toss it all away.  It’s quite sad really.  What is greatly important and sentimental to me would be worthless to the next person.  I’m almost tempted to go get a unit and fill it top to bottom with empty TV, computer and electronics boxes.  Such a bidding war would ensue that would empty the pockets of the person with the most cash only to be devasted after opening the first box. 

Many people have wondered if some or all of the units are staged by the producers. I would have to say no.  People put just about anything in storage and sometimes chit happens and the next thing you know, it’s auction time.  A few years back, I did some day labor for an auction company but they it a bit differently.  Rather than sell where is as is, they took the contents of each unit and displayed them in berths at their auction house so you could at least see most of the contents before digging into your pockets.  There were definitely some valuables tucked away.  Boxes of jewery.  Electronics in original boxes.  And countless books, CD’s and DVD’s.  I can see why storage buyers are interested in what they do. 

As for the cast, I enjoy Barry Weiss the most.  If I ever was set in life, I too think I could get into this, just to look for stuff for myself.  The rest of the characters are probably typical of the rest of the buyers, there to make a buck.  I will say that often times, their estimates seem rather high and would be interested to know what their actual profits are.  There's a lot of rounding up, like from three bucks to the nearest hundred. 

In the end, Storage Wars does entertain me as a TV show should of course.  I look forward to new episodes and perhaps, one day, one of my “special” units may appear on this show. 

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